A Note From The Cartoonist: My teeth are really sensitive. My theory is that they shifted on purpose so that I would get braces. Now they have a safety railing.

A Note From The Cartoonist: No one has ever been to the graveyard of feelings. That’s why there are no flowers on the flowers on the graves. No other reason.

A Note From The Cartoonist: I wonder what vegetables say on the phone. Maybe something like: “Lettuce talk about our college dorms.” “We mush-room together!”