BREAKING NEWS: The tropical brainstorm has now been upgrade to a CATEGORY 5 HURRIBRAIN. Experts are deliberating over what to name it. Front runners include: Hurribrain Einstein, Hurribrain Big Brain, and Hurribrain Brian.

A Note From The Cartoonist: This product got rather mixed reviews on Jamazon. Everything from “I love knowing my underwear is sustainable and all natural!” to “I think it grew while I was wearing it?”

A Note From The Cartoonist: I’ve always thought dropping knowledge was silly, because then you’re dumber. Don’t you want to keep your knowledge? Or at least share it? Don’t just get rid of it!